I need a hat. Not only do I need one, here’s the shocker:

I WILL WEAR ONE!

That’s where you all come in. If I am to wear a hat, it needs to be a fun hat. A funky hat. And a warm one. The wind here is strong. And I’ve found, for the first time in my life, a newfound appreciation for hats. So, send me the funnest, funkiest, warmest hat you can find…

And I will actually wear it…